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In their defense, they do not know how to use smart phones. Smart phones are like a new shiny piece of metal for them. God, how weird it is!

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex. What do you get when you do that?

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Have fun by sending a naughty sms message to your partner! Naughty text messages can be a lot of fun! Although some of these naughty text messages are subtly suggestive, they are all mostly clean and above board.

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It's October, and time for scary stories. Would you like to hear one? A few years back, I had a long-running in-joke about Tori Amos with a female co-worker named Drew.

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When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Funny sex jokes - Every woman is on sale A French monk wrote a manifesto stating that every woman would agree to sell her body for money. An sms joke takes time to grow, and it must be delivered. Funny sex jokes - Girlfriend My girlfriend used to give amazing blow jobs, but lately they haven't been so great - they are starting to hurt me now since her baby teeth started growing in.

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So that once you've had your giggle - or groan! And, as I was saying! It's good to smile!

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