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Turkish media also released a video showing a Russian aircraft there. According to the defense ministry, the delivery of the S missile system will continue in the coming days. Since the start of the Russian military operation in Syria inthe Russian-Turkish relations have passed several stages, including the large-scale crisis over the Su shootdown by the Turkish Air Force.

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I had heard about it at a party a few months ago and the pitch was too weird to pass up: "A possessed turkey terrorizes five college students during Thanksgiving break. ThanksKilling really is as bad as it sounds though—no, worse. And yet, the film, released in and about a murderous turkey named Turkie I knowsomehow must have become some sort of cult holiday staple, because it warranted a fucking sequel.

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What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Pilgrims Why can't you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.

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See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes. Joke One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard". Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?

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